Popular Hannah Horvath Quotes
I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.
It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!
There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.
It's like having a clit in your butt.
Please don't tell anyone this, but I wanna be happy.
I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
You are so mean when you're depressed.
It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.
What accents are you guys doing, because I don't like not getting jokes.
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
