I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.

Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

Hannah: So I lost a friend yesterday, a close friend.
Ray: Marnie finally decide to throw in the towel?

Caroline: You know medication did make me feel less.
Hannah: It did?
Carolina: Yeah.
Hannah: See that’s really not good for a writer.
Caroline: Yeah but it’s really good for a person. It’s too exhausting feeling all that. I mean God, I would d wake up happy, eat breakfast despondent, wonder about eternity on the walk to work, then feel comfortably numb for hours. It was just too much the rollercoaster of it all. I wanted to die.

It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.

Adam: I thought you said he was gay.
Hannah: Well I don't know now. He had gay apps on his iPhone and liked to show his ankles but what does that even mean in this day and age?

Yeah but I wouldn't call this a corporate job. I mean it's GQ magazine. It's a literary institution.

You just said snack room and everything blurred.

Do you think I think this is the best use of my literary voice and my myriad of talents?

Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.