I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!

Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?

I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.

Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.