I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.

Please don't tell anyone this, but I wanna be happy.

It's like having a clit in your butt.

Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.

There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.

It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!

I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.

Re the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.

Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.

That is space rape.

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.