Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 2)
Season 24, Episode 13: "Hardly Kirk-ing"
Homer: "Spot the hidden objects." Boy, you're pretty pushy for a book I just met.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Honey, this sounds like a noble experiment, but like Prohibition, it will end in a hail of bullets.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Dad, what are you watching?
Homer: I think it's a Terrence Malick movie.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 12: "Love Is a Many Splintered Thing"
GPS: Switching to male voice, so you will obey.
Homer: Finally, a supervisor!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian"
Homer: Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 10: "A Test Before Trying"
Homer: When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 9: "Homer Goes to Prep School"
Homer: Listen, I gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because, in a pinch, you could make candles from my fat.
Lloyd: Well, that is a big part of it.
Homer: It's okay. I know what I am.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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