Homer Simpson Quotes
Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.
Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.
This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.
Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.
Don't drink my loved ones
Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.
The power of Chrysler compels you!