Howard Wolowitz Quotes
You know, people say the Soyuz capsule was a lemon. But, hey, that baby got me to space and back.
At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window.
Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.
They left dogs up here in the 60s.
Howard's mother: Speak up!
Howard: From now on she's the only woman who can yell at me!
Howard: There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go?
Cosmonaut: Don't lose your Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops.
Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
No! When I eat Fruit Loops the other astronauts make fun of me.
Quick question. I missed it in the briefing. How much urine do these suits hold?
Bernadette's father: You go up to that space station and you make me proud.
Howard: Um, okay.
Bernadette's father: You got a problem with that?
Howard: All right, look, I'm going to level with you. I'm terrified about going into space. What if I don't make it back?
Bernadette's father: It's gonna be okay, son.
Howard: You really think so?
Bernadette's father: Of course. A pretty girl like Bernadette ... she'll find a new guy.
Howard: Let me explain the difference between you and me. You watch 'Star Trek'; I live it.
Raj: Oh, please, I don't remember the episode of 'Star Trek' where the guy never goes to space and brags about it in a tuxedo store.
Howard: Make all the jokes you want. There is only one of us here brave enough to almost do what I almost did.
Yes! Thank you! Oh! Oh ... I'm not gonna die in space! I'm gonna die the way God intended in my late 50s with a heart full of pastrami.