Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 12)
Season 4, Episode 18: "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
Wolowitz: Believe in magic, you Muggle!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Toast Derivation"
Howard: That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "The Cohabitation Formulation"
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
• Rating: Unrated
Bernadette: I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.
Howard: It's not just the wig, it's pinning her hair up, it's putting on her eyebrows...it's a two person job.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 15: "The Benefactor Factor"
Howard: Put your tie back in your pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: Let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'Why can't vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Thespian Catalyst"
Sheldon: I didn't want to teach those poopy heads anyway!
Howard: FYI I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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