Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 15)
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Zazzy Substitution"
Penny: God, he's an ass when he drinks.
Wolowitz: He's an ass he doesn't. You just don't hear it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
Wolowitz: Oh look! It's Leonard and R2-D-bag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "The Robotic Manipulation"
Raj: You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
Wolowitz: Yes.
Raj: Penis first?
Wolowitz: Yes. Now help me!
Leonard: I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Sheldon: Amy pointed out that, between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
Wolowitz: I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "The Lunar Excitation"
Wolowitz: Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
Sheldon: I would snort with derision and throw my arms in the air, exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "The Staircase Implementation"
Leonard: Is that your dad?
Wolowitz: If she grows any more hair on her face, yes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
Raj: Do you think you'll go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have Hell. We have acid reflux.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Wheaton Recurrence"
Raj: Ahh, the premature I love you.
Wolowitz: : I guessed premature, does that count?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: What did you do, Romeo? Did you pour maple syrup all over your body and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? That is, assuming, of course that giant douches are possible.
Sheldon: Of course they are -- Leonard's being one.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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