Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side by side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means that after we play handball I'm showering at home.
Wolowitz: He got bit by a radioactive rat.
Raj: Did he get superpowers?
Wolotiz: No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
Wolowitz: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
Raj: A Romulan battle bagel?
Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.
I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
I just wanna put it out there in case I inadvertently squirt any pheromones in your direction.
This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker.
I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual on J-Date and that didn't even crack my top ten.
Wolowitz: I took a scuba diving course over the summer, but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean.
Bernadette: That's too bad.
Wolowitz: You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit? Boy's large?