The Big Bang Theory

Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 18)

Wolowitz: Sheldon knows football?
Leonard: Apparently.
Wolowitz: I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Raj: You always do this, you know. You ditch me for a woman you have no shot with
Wolowitz: I totally had a shot
Raj: With a woman you were chasing through a park? That's not a shot, that's a felony
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I would have caught up to her if I didn't pull my hammy
Raj: Oh please, you weigh 80 pounds, you don't have a hammy
 • Rating: Unrated

Wolowitz: Do you like role playing games?
Bernadette: Like in the bedroom or dungeons and dragons?
Wolowitz: Either?
Bernadette: No
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Listen, you have to come to Shabbas dinner at my house sometime.
Bernadette: Why?
Wolowitz: A Catholic girl like you, wearing big cross like that, might just give my mother that big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.
Bernadette: Only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yamaka
Wolowitz: It's a date
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a healthy lunch?
Wolowitz: My mother calls me every day to see if I've had a healthy bowel movement
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: So, what are we watching? Sex in the City, yikes!
Penny: Hey, I happen to love this movie.
Wolowitz: Fine, let's watch it. Maybe all our periods will synchronize
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Raj, I'm gonna really miss you.
Raj: Will you come visit me?
Wolowitz: 17 hours is a really long flight, how about we meet halfway?
Raj: Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan
Wolowitz: We'll skype

 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Raj: When we tell the story, let's end it differently
Wolowitz: What are you thinking? A big musical number?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz [to Raj]: Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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