The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSHoward Wolowitz Quotes
Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought, if I had a white name, it would be Gavin.
Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.
Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.
Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.
Bernadette: You can't just throw everything in the closet.
Howard: Hey, you can tell what to do or you can tell me how to do it, but you can't do both. This isn't sex.
Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And, now, you're also an astronaut.
Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.
Thanks for ruining lobster for me.
I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.
She hid my Xbox like I'm a child. And, my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
