Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 8)
Season 5, Episode 19: "The Weekend Vortex"
Leonard: We'll miss you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, who wants to spend the whole weekend, running around a bunch of pretend planets, battling made up monsters? That's for babies.
Howard: Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.
Sheldon: Please, Amy! It's got lightsabers!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Leonard: It will be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.
Howard: They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.
Raj: We were badass back in the day.
Leonard: All right, let's do it.
Howard: 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.
Raj: It's on like Alderaan.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Raj: Hey, want to spend some time playing the new Star Wars game this weekend?
Leonard: Oh, I don't know. I kinda promised myself I'd get off the computer, be more physically active, get some exercise....?
Howard: You're about to walk up three flights of stairs.
Leonard: Good point. I'm in.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "The Werewolf Transformation"
Bernadette: You're so brave, I'm proud of you
Howard: I ate a butterfly. It was so small, beautiful.... I was so hungry.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"
Howard: Why don't I talk to him about it in May?
Bernadette: In May, you're gonna be on the International Space Station.
Howard: They got a phone.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or, creepy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: She is gonna break his heart.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Howard:[Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a women in your life you can talk to
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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