Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 9: "Game Over"
Banks: How'd you get these DNA results back so fast?
Jack: I happen to have some very powerful friends at The Maury Povich Show.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: How much time and energy have we wasted with our sparring and our gravel-voiced double entendre?
Banks: An ass-load.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: You also know Jack Donaghy always wins, or have you forgotten the time we played Battleship? Remember A-8?
Devon Banks: You peeked!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 8: "My Whole Life Is Thunder"
Colleen: My father did not kill dozens of Germans so that his daughter could die in a van.
Jack: But he wasn't even in the war.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: As long as she's in New York, I'm doing absolutely nothing. I got the idea from watching your President Obama the last four years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive...forever.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 7: "Mazel Tov Dummies!"
Jack: I coined the phrase "You wish, pal!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy"
Jack: I brought you back from the dead, and revived your career.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 5: "There's No I in America"
Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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