Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Jack: Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "Respawn"
Jack: I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
Avery: I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.
Jack: Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "100: Part 2"
Jack: Do tv, and no one will ever take you seriously again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Do you have any idea how much paper work I'd have to do if you shot Kenneth?
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Why are you both wearing tuxedos?
Sideways Jack and Past Jack: It's after six, what are we farmers?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "100"
Jack: Do you know what I find facinating?
Tom: Mystery novels written by janitors?
• Rating: Unrated
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