Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"
Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Nothing Left to Lose"
Jack: Your life is tied to the fate of the ring. It must be destroyed.
Pete: Are you quoting The Lord of the Rings?
Jack: No, I'm quoting myself talking to Bruce Willis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Your evaluation gave me pause.
Pete: Are you sure? Those look like hands to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Shower Principle"
Jack: I once pants-ed Deepak Chopra while Craig T. Nelson taped it. I don't meditate.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Meditation is a waste of time, time you could've spent reading that book he gave you on business lunches: Buffet...on Buffets.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Meditation is a waste of time, like learning French or kissing after sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Grandmentor"
Jack Donaghy: Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was, and imagine a world where it actually worked!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "Kidnapped by Danger"
Liz: Your insistence that the Jack character have an awesome catch phrase...
Jack: An idea that's off the charts, Kimosabe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "St. Patrick's Day"
Jack: You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Unfortunately, unless Harry's Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.
• Rating: Unrated
Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 352
