Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.
Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
Jack: Devon, what can I do for you?
Devon: I think we're way past that Jack. Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job.
That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.
Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...
Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.
[on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
Jack: Say the right things, ask him the right questions. I'm sure he could open some doors for you.
Kenneth: Okay. What kinds of questions?
Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him and tell him you have two tickets for A Chorus Line for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
I needed to unite the room around a common enemy and Ed Begley Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.
A room full of rich people can...change the world.
We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor Mitt Romney become the 11th legitimate President of the United States.
