Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jack: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
Conan: I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
Dennis: You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
Jack: I think I read about that in The New Yorker... Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the choices that you've made.
Jack: I can give you a season pass to Universal's Harry Potter World.
Liz: Ok, I am not some kind of nerdery slut. I like Star Wars!
The only way you're like Socrates is that you have the body hair of a Greek man.
Liz: Also, you're kind of a slut.
Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.
Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.
What if women had a pay-per-view channel featuring handsome men patiently listening to them? What if they had porn for women?
All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or 'POS-MENS' of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects.
[to Liz] I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.
Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.
