Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 20)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Cutbacks"
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo"
Jack: I'm Lizzing!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: [to Tracy] Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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