Jack Donaghy Quotes
I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?
[to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
[on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."
[on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
[on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
[on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
[to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises.
