Jack Donaghy Quotes
I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.
I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
[blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
[to Don] Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket. You sit on it as well.
