Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 18)
Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Jack: You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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