Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 19)
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Jack: Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one; it's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
Jack: No, Jenna, I want you on the PR warpath. If there's a red carpet, I want you on it talking up the movie, starting Monday.
Jenna: The Kid's Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day, but she knows what she did.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first!
Jack: No. No, no, no, no. Tupac Shakur, the rapper. He sold ten times more albums when he was dead than when he was alive; that's what we're going to do with this movie.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Cutbacks"
Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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