Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 19)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Jack: [on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Jack: [blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: [to Don] Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket. You sit on it as well.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I'm in the middle of a RAGING period ... of economic turmoil.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: Oh, that's right, Josh. I forgot about that guy. You think that's a good sign?
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I want to welcome you to Season Four ... the restaurant where you can get the very best food in the rest of America!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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