Pindi can't take an escalator alone.

Peter: I can't believe you play basketball.
Jared: I can't believe you get facials.

You can't put LuLu in the county pen. She's too pretty.

Hey, Pindi. I returned your iCarly box set. I put it right on your unitard, buddy.

Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.

Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.

Judge murders rock & roll? It was justifiable homicide. I had to do it.

Peter: What do you want to do?
Jared: I want to kick his ass.

We love going to court. We've seen In Justice For All about ten times.

He meant ice queen in a good way

Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin