Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Jared Franklin Quotes
Saying that Sixteen Candles is a better John Hughes movie than The Breakfast Club? Objectively wrong.
Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?
You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.
Did you come here to dance on our graves because you're early?
As long as we are on this road together, we'll be alright.
It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.
I'm like a ladybug, but tough.
Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.
I've got to figure out how to be on TV naked more often.
Infeld: I hired you boys to shake up the zombie culture but I think you've over-corrected.
Jared: You can't over-correct zombie culture.
Don: I'm not in any position to say no.
Jared: Damn right. You're a dead man.
