Franklin & Bash

Jared Franklin Quotes (Page 5)

Franklin: They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?
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Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
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Franklin: Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.
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Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
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Franklin: But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
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Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
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Franklin: By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
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Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
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Franklin: Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.
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Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
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