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You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.

Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?

Saying that Sixteen Candles is a better John Hughes movie than The Breakfast Club? Objectively wrong.

We fight. We don't run.

Sex Luther over there. Look at him.

Dead men tell no contradictory tales? Is that your strategy?

He's nothing like the lawyers on JAG.

You can make quite a good living if you wake up every morning trying to prove your father wrong.

You can make a party out of anything.

Peter: Really, you're quoting Godfather III?
Jared: Because it's the best one.

We're extremely in the zone right now. We don't have the time to share the essence of us.

Yeah, I gotta think you're not on his Christmas card list.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.


"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.