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Franklin-and-bash

Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.

I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.

To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.

I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.

It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.

Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.

Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.

Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.

Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.

Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

You spoke at career day at my sorority. I still have the beer cozy.

Student

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin
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