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Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.

It's hard to argue self defense when he called his shot three days before he did it.

Jared: How do you know this guy?
Stanton: I have no recollection and I think I would remember that mustache. It's quite impressive.

Carmen: How did we spend $200 on handkerchiefs?
Jared: I'm studying magic.

Jared: Every school had cheerleader car washes.
Dean: Where the cheerleaders washed the cars not where you washed the cheerleaders.

Jared: You do know this guy's banging your ex?
Peter: Yes, thanks for helping me move on.

They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?

Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.

Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.

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