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To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.

I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.

It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.

Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.

Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.

Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.

Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.

Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.

Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

Don't try to peel this onion, you'll only find a plum.


See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.