Popular Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
So I had megaphoned my mission to bang my beau.
Jenna: It was a supportive eye roll because now you don't have to get a job!
Ally: I know!
Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.
Gone were the secrets and heartache of my past. I was looking at my future.
Ben's tactics were tacky, but so was my mother, so they were working.
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
Jenna: I guess your plan to ruin my parents' relationship worked. Happy?
Ally: Listen, your Dad's the one who ruined their relationship and it started years ago.
Jenna: What are you talking about?
Ally: Think about it why would I hate buzzkill this much for no reason? Because I'm the one who had to pick up the pieces when he screwed over your mom over and over again.
