Tamara: Jenna, I might be a witch.
Jenna: Drop the w and replace with a b.

Do I have to? She had crazy eyes.

Responsibility was a process.

Jenna: Like Ricky, apparently he was working something out too.
Jake: More like rubbing it out. What's with the latent fixation on boobs?
Jenna: It's not latent it's blatant.

For once I felt a connection Sadie. She was about to branded and left behind as her friends left in a different life direction.

Val: I'm gonna stop you right there J. When was the last time you had a nut in your mouth?
Jenna: It was a good question.

The morning dig, for my mother it was the best part of waking up.

Sadie: Jenna I love your costume.
Jenna: I'm not wearing a costume.
Sadie: Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.

It was Halloween, that special time of year where students everywhere honored the dead by dressing as sluts.

I was phoning it in on my own booty call.

Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!

Jenna: We accidentally made out.
Tamara: Accidentally?!

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna