Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Jenna: It was a supportive eye roll because now you don't have to get a job!
Ally: I know!
So I had megaphoned my mission to bang my beau.
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?
I can't, I'm going to church camp.
I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.
Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.
Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!
Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.
Bitch had a point.
