Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!
Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.
Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.
Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.
Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!
Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.
Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.
My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.
Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.
Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.
Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.
