Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.

The only thing open about Ally were her legs.

Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.

No. Effing. Way.

My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna