Popular Jenna Maroney Quotes
But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!
It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!
It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.
I didn't see her. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin bottle as I.D.
I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born.
Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!
Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.
To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.
Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?
Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?
I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.
Liz: How you doin'?
Jenna: There is no way that I am working with that guy. Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia?
Liz: Yeah.
Jenna: And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson's roof?
Liz: Yeah, Tracy has mental health issues.
Jenna: He bit Dakota Fanning on the face.
Liz: When you hear his version, she was kinda askin' for it.
