Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.

Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.

Sexual time travel. Just like my Cinemax softcore 'Emanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land.

Wrong tree, mom.

You don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of ODs in the porn community.

Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!

I had this thing where I kept running into Michael Douglas, then I realized it was just some old lady who lives in my building.

Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.

If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.

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