Jenna Maroney Quotes
I had this thing where I kept running into Michael Douglas, then I realized it was just some old lady who lives in my building.
Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.
If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.
Oh, your dentist gets drunk with you, too?
I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.
Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?
Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?
To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.
Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.
Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!
I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born.
I didn't see her. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin bottle as I.D.