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It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.

It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!

But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!

Liz, I am happy. All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice.

You don't know that thing I'm sleeping in isn't working.

They're calling us 'James,' which is a combination of 'Jenna' and 'James.'

Jenna: [on fake-dating James] Do you believe they came to me before Aida from Real World: Cancun?

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I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I've always wondered why you guys just don't take the door off its hinges.

Drama is gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.

I once took a low-volume shower with Ed Begley, Jr. What else can I do?

There are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian sex party.

Who cares if Kenneth is bitter? He's an underhuman.

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30 Rock Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.

Liz