Jenna Maroney Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Jenna: I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Why are you talking so fast?
Jenna: Because I'm upset. Also I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills. They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Jenna: Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"
Jenna: It's about the party! I want to eat shrimp off an old gay dressed as baby new year.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"
Jenna: Last night was a disaster...and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Marriage is like death. You still into a routine. You lose all the spark.
Liz: I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part.
Jenna: No. Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jenna: And I will say yes when Paul proposes...that we make a sex tape and leak it on the internet.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "College"
Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Liz women wearing men's watches is so over. The new thing is to get an Adam's Apple.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Brooklyn Without Limits"
Jenna: You are going to win, and when you do I'll be furious. Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.
• Rating: Unrated
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