Aaron: Are you cleaning the fireplace?
Caroline: Yeah. You know. All those carcinogens.

I can be bitter, party of one.

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

I don't know what to say. I was actually just trying to think of what Bonnie would say.

Enzo: I heard you dropped out of school.
Caroline: And I heard that you were a lurker who was spying on my life.

Let me summarize them for you. You're a dick.

Well that's the problem Elena. Not all of us are okay with pretending. Some of us prefer to face our problems head on.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.