The Vampire Diaries

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Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.

You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.

I need to go sanitize my mouth.

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?

It doesn't matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]