Jeremy [to Tyler]: If you hurt Vicki one more time, I swear to God: I will kill you.

Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.

Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

I am a hunter. Plus, I work out.

Even I can't remember why, I still feel empty, alone. Making me forget won't fix it.

Jeremy: I don't need an escort to my room.
Bonnie: Between here and upstairs, you may do something stupid.

When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

You should turn me because I don't have anything else.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.