Favorite Jeremy Gilbert Quotes
Matt: I don't know why I let you talk me into this.
Jeremy: It's because she's your sister. And you have a chance to help her.
My problem is that everyone thinks I shouldn't have one!
I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.
One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.
Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.
Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.
I did my part. She's definitely not hiding in the Salvatore's liquor cabinet.
Elena: Our lives are so weird.
Jeremy: That's the understatement of the century.
Jeremy: I can't leave now, no way. Not with the sheriff sick and Enzo on a rampage. It's not the right time.
Elena: No kidding because the right time was a couple of eyars ago. Enzo could have killed you today and the other day Liv threw you across a room. And let's not forget the time that you actually died.
Alaric: She's right. Time to get the hell out of here.
Elena: You deserve a normal life, Jer. You deserve the life of a kid whose only baggage is that he lost his parents.
Alaric: Granted, being a vampire hunter doesn't lend itself to a healthy social life.
Jeremy: Yeah, turns out a social life isn't as much fun as kicking vampire ass.
Bonnie we're happy, can't we just act like it?
Liv: She run away from home?
Jeremy: No. She's been possessed by her evil doppleganger.