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Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

Jerry: The agency sent me.
Mr. Fields: The agency, what agency? The CIA?

Gina: I do not like your toothbrush. There are no bristles.
Jerry: You can say what you want about me but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here while you insult my toothbrush.

Babu: Our specials are tacos, moussaka, and franks and beans.Jerry: Well, what do you recommend my good fellow?Babu: Oh, the turkey.

Oh... a matador... Uno Momento Por Favor.

George: Could we cut to the chase here.Jerry: Cut to the chase? What are you Joe Hollywood? I would lose that.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

(to Kramer) You're like Lex Luthor!

You know, when you read Moby Dick the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Elaine: Hey, where's Kramer?
Jerry: I don't know. That's like asking: where's Waldo?

Newman: (to Kramer) You gave me a defective detector! Jerry?
Jerry: Buyer beware.

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