Popular Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
George: Well, what do they look like?
Jerry: Like keys, George. They look like keys. They look exactly like keys... What do they look like...
Oh... a matador... Uno Momento Por Favor.
(to George) You're wearing the chocolate shirt!
Jerry: How about this: You put your car in the good spot. That'll hold the good spot in front of the good building and we can get the good car!
George: Good thinking.
Jerry: (shaking George's hand) Good to meet you.
Kramer (Kessler): You got any meat?
Jerry: Meat? I don't, I don't know, go hunt!
George: Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things.
Jerry: You should just do it like a band-aid: one motion, right off!
(in a condescending tone) And you want to be my latex salesman?Jerry
(referring to the car) ThisTHINGhas got to be stopped!
George: I can't believe what's happening here. She hasn't taken her hands off me all night. She was always friendly around the office, but that was it!
Jerry: How do you account for this?
George: Maybe a safe fell on her head.
You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. Because a girl runs like a girl, with the little steps and the arms flailing out. You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!
Roy: Don't mind her.Jerry: Oh please, I love her.George: I've just met her, but I'm very impressed.
All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.