Popular Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
I am not an animal!
I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated!
Attendant: More anything?
Jerry: More everything!
(referring to the car) ThisTHINGhas got to be stopped!
I've been outed, and I was never in!
I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!
Elaine: Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here. Wanna get something to eat?
Elaine: I don't care. I'm not hungry.
Jerry: We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.
Elaine: What are we gonna do there, talk?
Jerry: We can talk.
Elaine: I'll go if I don't have to talk.
Jerry: Then we'll just sit there.
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
The hot water takes a little while to come on. So, the best thing to do is to turn it on, do all your shopping, you come back and take a shower.
Kramer: Hey, do me a favor...Some guy comes in looking for me, tell him you don't know where I am.
Jerry: Of course, I always do.
Kramer: No, no it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the jacket.
Elaine: Just give it back to him.
Kramer: Oh, he'll have to kill me.
Tia: Excuse me; I think you're in my seat.
Jerry: Oh, sorry. My mistake. (to himself) Thank you!
Jerry: How'd you do on the IQ test?George: (irate) 85!