Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 11)

(Kramer sits in front of Jerry's window to see a naked lady)
Jerry: She's not there!
Kramer: Oh, I can wait
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George: I am king of the county. You?
Jerry: Lord of the manor.
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Jerry: But the question is, are you still master of your domain?
Elaine: I'm queen of the castle.
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Jerry: (singing along with the TV) The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus
(Kramer joins in with Jerry, only, he has a different version)
Kramer: The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on
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Jerry: What happened?
Elaine: It was, uh, John John.
Jerry and George: Ohhhhh. John John.
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Jerry: Alright, Costanza. It's just you and me.
George: And then, (smacks the money) there were two.
Elaine: Elaine Benes Kennedy Junior
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Elaine: What happened?
Jerry: I told her about the contest.
Elaine: Ohh, boy, she's a whack-o.
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Jerry: (looks out the window, shocked) Oh my God in heaven!
(all three crowd around the window)
Elaine: (gasps) Is that?
George: Kramer?!
Elaine: He's waving
(all three wave back)
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Jerry: I haven't been myself lately. I've been snapping at everybody.
George: Me too. I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
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Jerry: All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.
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