New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Jess Day Quotes
You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!
Boob season's over, for you!
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
What's up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.
I'm gonna Biden his ass!
Them's joint bank account eyes.
Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
He looked nice in the picture! The frame cut off the bottom of his beard, so how was I to know it was braided into a beardy-tail? He asked me to the food court near his house; I thought that was down-to-earth, and I like that. He didn't bring any money, so we had to go back to his apartment, and also he wanted to show me some of his old baby clothes.
