What's wrong? You're stress-eating meat.

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• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

That's for sucker MCs, and west coast punks.

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jess: I didn't really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.
Nick: That's all there is to know.

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Burquas isn't you guys, is it?

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".

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• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.

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• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."

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It's your birthday, and you won't even eat cake!

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Jess: Now, if you'll excuse me gentleman, I'm going to go get a job — like it's my...
Schmidt: Job?
Jess: SHUT UP!

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Melanie Farts, signed five times.

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• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Emotionally they may not be available, but socially they are.

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• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0