If a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, my throwing up will be eternal.

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Jess: We should have eaten before we came.
Luke: Shh! And, yeah.

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Emily: The roast looks perfect. Oh Jess, do you eat meat? I forgot to ask you.
Jess: I'm a carnivore.
Emily: Good, I don't see how anybody could resist meat.
Jess: That's why we have teeth.
Emily: That's how I feel.

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