Favorite Joey Tribbiani Quotes
Joey: Phoebe here with the cab yet?
Chandler: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab... hop in.
Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eating turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leaping and you geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
Joey: Rach, these are for you.
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Casting Director: Name?
Joey: Holden McGroin.
Chandler: (Entering his apartment to find Joey making lots of food) Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.
Joey: (About Fun Bobby) Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
Monica: Well, we just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how could I do that?
Chandler: Well, I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
Joey: My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Phoebe: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Chandler: Yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
Joey: (About Carol and Susan's wedding) Are you really not going?
Ross: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Monica: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Ross: If you wanna call that a reason.
Monica: Joey, speed it up!
Joey: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
Rachel: (About Joey on TV) Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Joey: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
