Favorite Joey Tribbiani Quotes
Ross: And you had no idea that they weren't getting along?
Rachel: None!
Joey: They didn't fight a lot?
Rachel: No, they didn't even talk to each other! How was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Erika: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
Joey: Yeah it is... what?
Erika: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for two minutes.
Erika: Who's they?
Joey: No one.
You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him. He's the guy for you.
Joey: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner?
Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. (Both laugh hysterically)
Joey: I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Erika: Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Joey: (Excited) Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker.
Chandler: You are so lucky. I have to share mine with a bunch of guys down at work.
Rachel: Joey remember when we talked about good thing/bad thing? This is a bad thing.
Joey: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
Rachel: No, no, no, wait, I want to see what happens.
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Rachel: Well how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
Joey: This is amazing.
Ross: I know.
Joey: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies.
Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
Joey: You're blowing me off for a monkey?
Ross: Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday.
Joey: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear.
Ross: Oh, no.
Joey: Can't help you there. I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm taking heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed.
Joey: Huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: I'll take it, bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way I can break them up with a movie.
