Popular John Cooper Quotes
The ones with the wedding bands are always the worst ones.
Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.
You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.
Sammy
Broken windows lead to real crime. Assholes think they can get away with anything.
How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?
It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.
Lucero
Never thought the bus would be riding you.
Then it's legally within your right to punch that assh*le in the face.
Every cop in that room was either blessed or lucky.
He gets to enjoy a first class escort to Hell.
You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.
Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.
