Popular Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?
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Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that.
Eric Murphy: It's over.
Drama and Turtle: She's a bitch!
Vincent Chase: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: What?
Drama: Were you smackin it?
Eric: Yea, I'm jerkin off to Sportscenter.
Drama: You are! Look, he was doggin it to the lady golfers!
Turtle: At least they didn't fuck up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, shit happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his dick looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image
Drama: We gotta go, ten year reunion baby!
Turtle: We? You weren't even in our class.
Drama: I hung out with a lot of those kids.
Eric: You didn't hang out with em, you sold em weed in the parkin lot. You were already like 40
Turtle: What are you so worried about?
Drama: This is my movie too.
Turtle: Oh, I forgot. Give us your line again.
Drama: Alright, alright. "I'm out of here motherfuckers!"
Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a fucking lawsuit
Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.
Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
Shit, I got crazy pussy in high school and I was driving a moped.
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
