Popular Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: What the fuck you say?
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: Oh. No, I'm good
Drama: I just got offered a job.
Eric: Nice buddy!
Drama: Yeah, as a fuckin waiter.
Turtle: I don't know Drama, that's a lot of responsibility. Maybe you should try out busboy first.
Drama: Hey, eat shit Turtle!
Davies: It's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game.
Drama: Back in the game?... I am the fucking game pal!
I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three
Johnny Drama
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Everybody knows the best whores in the country are in Vancouver.
Johnny Drama: [to the producer] You look familiar.
Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.
Johnny Drama: Oh yeah yeah, how did that go?
Audition Producer: [pauses, doesn't really know what to say] You know...
Johnny Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.
Had I shown up, and Kristen was missing a leg, I still would have taken care of business
Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bullshit!
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without pussy?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
