Popular Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, fuck your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
Drama [from Vagina Monologues]: If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me
Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
Eric: What are you talking about? The only person you ever loved was yourself.
Drama: What's not to love?
Tanya: So, Turtle, how'd you guys meet?
Turtle: Ahh, J date.
Drama: Isn't that for Jews?
Turtle: So?
Drama: She's wearing a cross.
Turtle: She's reformed.
Drama: She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, simmered all control.
Turtle: You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield!
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
Drama: Vince, you see any juicy parts for me?
Turtle: Yeah, maybe you could play his father.
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheep skin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
