Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 1: "Stunted"
Vincent: You know Will Smith did all his own stunts in Hancock?
Drama: Will's an athlete, bro. I bowled with him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Paul: They wanted someone prettier.
Drama: Dean Cain is prettier than me? [silence] Hello?
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Maybe they don't want to make a show with you Drama.
Drama: They gave me a holding deal.
Ari: The guy who grills my hot dog at Carney's had a holding deal in 1978.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "Give a Little Bit"
Drama [to Vince about Matt Damon]: Sorry, he Jason Bourned me
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama [about Sloan]: Take care of that girl, you lucky bastard. If you don't, Johnny Drama will
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "Scared Straight"
Drama: E, I've had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "Berried Alive"
Drama: I'm on a no sex thing until I book Melrose
Brittney's Friend: That's too bad... kidding!
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: ...but you'd have to test with the network
Drama: How many other people are testing?
Lloyd: They have no one else right now
Drama: I like those odds
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 9: "Security Briefs"
Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 8: "The Sorkin Notes"
Drama: Is this guy Masad or what?
Turtle: Aren't all Israelis?
• Rating: Unrated
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